closed missionary position

male-female sex position: the woman lies on her back with her legs together (closed). The man lowers himself on top of her, with his legs spread, and enters her with his legs straddling her. This positions is generally preferred, over missionary, by men having intercourse with women with a larger/looser vagina (due to childbirth, etc.), as the women's legs being closed provides a false sensation of tightness on the penis.

Steve: "How is sex with your wife now that she's had two kids?"
Jon: "Well, her vagina got pretty baggy after she gave birth to our second kid, so we've had to do a lot more closed missionary position so I can feel anything at all."

by lando-california July 23, 2021

rim-suck position

The rim-suck position is the 69 position except one guy sucks dick while the other dude rims the asshole in front of him.

Matt likes me to get into the 69 position, but instead of sucking dick he rims my asshole until we both have awesome cumgasms in the rim-suck position!

by USAF Cadet September 21, 2021

Position of Shame

When you are kinda chubby and having sex in the doggy style position and you look down and see your belly jiggling.

My boyfriend loves to do it in the position of shame, so I can't have any birthday cake.

by yourgreasygrandma July 1, 2011

quarter back position

Leaning so far off the toilet so as to require the use of one's arm as a supporting mechanism, usually on 2 fingers in a V shape as an american football player would, invariably leaving a snail trail on the inner front of the toilet

In order to avoid splash back from his deposit he adopted the quarter back position

by Crispin Whattley September 7, 2005

fecal position

The act of defecating while mimicking the position assumed within the womb.

Patammy was in the fecal position last night, and then he fucked your mom.

by Samir Patric June 11, 2006

Positionism

prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism directed against someone of a different position based on the belief that one's own position is superior.

The interesting thing was that I always associated positionism with Zlatan Ibrahimovic.

by Bootylicker256 January 14, 2017

Question Mark Position

A position assumed in which you're sitting with your head between your legs because of excessive alcohol comsumption.

James: "Steve, I was so shmangpieced last night!"
Steve: "Dude, I know, you question marked."
James: "I know, I woke up in the question mark position the next morning."

by sir james oquinn April 2, 2010