poof

When something happens out of nowhere. A very goofy way of being surprised. (also very cute when someone in particular says it ;) )

"It poof" said Ludia

by PoofBoy November 14, 2020

poof

someone who promises to come for drinks and doesn't come

Ben said he was coming on Thursday, but didn't come. He's such a poof

by urbanlegend1845 November 26, 2020

Poofoon

Combo of buffoon and poof

George from GRINDR asks me out to dinner and drinks and then asks me to pay him back, whatta strait up poofoon

by surkmydirk March 6, 2022

poof

Brandon

"he's a poof" that person was called Brandon

by ImAMasterBaiter March 11, 2022

Poofgin

Pooping while wearing new boots

I got to work today got dressed and ready for work and decided I needed to poop. Hit the bathroom and started poofgin in my new boots.

by KingCosmic May 12, 2023

scooter poof

an obese person on an electric wheel chair

That fucking scooter poof blocked the whole isle at walmart

by peasscoot April 24, 2015

Granny poof

A hairstyle commonly worn by little old ladies, where their short hair is blown out and teased into a round poof resembling a cotton ball and/or cheese puff.

Bingo night in the church basement was packed with little old ladies, and from overhead one could see a multitude of granny poofs.

by Postmodern Wino November 27, 2015