planktonic

Someone who drifts from social group to social group apathetically with no sense of loyalty or identity. Like a social butterfly, but a little more depressing.

Greg went to a house party for 2 hours with the jocks he's sort of friends with and then showed up unannounced at Charlie's house where he played dungeons and dragons with the glee club. Like what even are you doing mate. Planktonic fool

by Fadiastheonlyone September 6, 2016

plank

someone who is dum and burns there arm hair off.

your such a plank

by guy65483 February 9, 2017

plankdrinking

The social activity of simultaneously planking and drinking alcohol with your buddies at a concert, festival or at any other musical event for that matter.

- Damn, did you see Dori the other night at the main stage?
- Nah, why?
- She was plankdrinking for 7 minutes straight! That gal is such a lovely beast!

by vandorcirkuszibohoc August 6, 2017

plank dick

When one's penis is shaped similarly to that of a wood plank.

"I wanted Jeremy until I found out he had a plank dick."

by duhkota71 January 13, 2018

Planesia

Inability to remember agreeing to attend events, work overtime, go to a party, often due to effects of drugs, alcohol, better plans came up, a fight with your girlfriend, or you simply don’t want to put on pants that day.

You said you would help my friend Katie move today! Sorry Babe, I must have planesia.

Why did I agree to go to the dmv with my mom today???? Hey-just say you have planesia and forgot.

by commadore mike November 2, 2018

Planes

A giant tube with wings.

Dem planes are cool.

by Crapball. December 10, 2018

Plank

Also known as crack cocaine, hard and boy.

Hey u got some plank??? I got plank for sale.

by Bosslady143 October 21, 2019