piper porridge

The want to consentually devour your partner(s) in a sexually and sensually delightful way. Oats may or may not be used in the process, but it will always end with two people living in a separate realities to one of the people in their lives that they find irreplaceable.
I want to eat them like a bowl of Piper porridge for the whole weeekend. I might even spice it up with some rhubarb this time round.
by Trash Hair April 22, 2018
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piper

a really bossy 13 yr old who like encouraging little tots to get plastic surgery have a big butt and look like kim k when thier two, she wears way to much makeup bc she thinks shes ugly, (which she is) and nothing will help her
omg is her name piper?
yes she is , call her to the guidence councler
by lia :> September 05, 2021
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Piper

the cutest, kindest, amazingest motherfucker you'll ever meet. if you meet a piper, hug her and never let her go. if you don't meet a piper, you haven't lived. if you've let go of a piper, ur heart will soon collapse, i promise it

i love you piper <3
"bro have you seen piper"
"yeah bro she's the absolute best"
by totallynotort January 14, 2022
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Piper

Piper looks just like Dora
by Notdoralmao March 23, 2021
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Piper

THE MOTHERFUCKER THAT KEEPS STEALING MY FUCKING JOKES AND GETS ALL THE CREDIT
im gonna have to commit murder of the 3-2 degree. Due to piper's ignorance
by DaHingus McPringles April 10, 2022
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piper on their ass

A phrase used to describe a person that has had enough of their current situation -- especially a situation that is much like a women's prison like Orange is the New Black (Netflix prison show) --- that is usually oppressive, degrading to women, and has a warden-like authority telling you to shut up. Piper in the show shows her dark side by starting fights and manipulating the system to get what she wants, e.g., getting a gang leader bitch cut or killed.
I'm sick of working at this place --- I get bad mouthed, bullied, shit on, and thrown under the bus every fucking day! I'm so ready to go piper on their ass! But the boss sits behind me (a.k.a. the baby sitter) and watches me every day so I guess I've got to be careful...
by Cnlefae May 14, 2017
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Peter Piper Pickle

If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked? Peter piper pickle
by Weird Word Dictionary December 20, 2021
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