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ink phisting

Inserting your tattooed hand in her vagina
I can't believe it my wife really likes ink phisting she is so kinky
by Muffdiver41 August 4, 2018
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Brad Pitt ego

A guy that thinks he looks like Brad Pitt instead of like nobody in particular.
The whining dork thought that guy had a Brad Pitt ego that's why she was really talking shit. She was the kind of person who would try to bite before you even got to do the obnoxious thing though, she was beyond vicious, someone you couldn't even stand being around.
by The Original Agahnim December 15, 2021
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pitten

An affectionate word to call someone like cutie, or can be used to describe a cute animal- like a cat.
Awww look at that little pitten...
You Pitten!
by j.e.s.s June 12, 2007
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philtrum

The word philtrum has 2 main meanings:
1: noun. The little groove between the bottom of your nose and your top lip. I have no clue what it is there for, but now you know what it is called.
2: verb. The art of performing oral sex while shaving. This originated because some kid at my school with a dirty mind thought it was 'full trim'. The term has since caught on and is now widely recognised.
1: You:"hi Steph! How you been?
Steph:"philtrum" *pokes your philtrum. walks away*

2: You:"hey sweety!"
Boyfriend:"her my giiiirl. Guess what I learnt today?"
You:"what?"
Boyfriend:"how to philtrum"
by *Angela lolly* February 20, 2013
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brad pitt

An actor. A pretty good one too. Played in movies such as Fight Club, Seven and Oceans 11.

Besides that, the guy rules. Face it, first he banged Jennifer Aniston for over 7 years (anyone who don't envy him for that belongs in a gay bar). And now when she's 36 he left her for some young chick who's like, 20.
Camera man: Hey dude you happen to got Jen's number?
Sound man: Yea man. Why you want it?
Camera man: I heard she split up with Brad Pitt.
Sound man: Oh wait, i meant i don't have her number.
Camera man: Asshole.
Sound man: Hahahahaha.
by Dick_H July 28, 2005
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pitted

To have sex, get high, and get drunk in the same night and have a great time.
This weekend, im about to get soo pitted. Im gonna go drink, and smoke an L with my boys, then fuck some bitch real hard.
by DonnyHuntNovak January 5, 2008
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phatt

being wide ass-ed, wider than normal, big butt bone, wide hipped or anything Phatt.
Dave's VW jetta is Phatt
by vdubdoug July 29, 2003
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