Persian Safai

he smells like absolute shit and loves belly flops

We held our nose and gaged when Persian safai entered the room

by Froggy safai October 12, 2020

Persian Waterfall

The feeling of a man’s semen dripping out of a woman’s vagina after sexual intercourse

After sex, my vagina becomes a complete Persian Waterfall.

by PKMyDadLeft June 17, 2021

Persaius

A beautiful, elegant human being. Someone who will not let you down no mater what. Someone who is a good friend to have and a good girlfriend to have also. she i very gorgeous to everyone who looks at her and think wow she is amazing.

I really wish i had a Persaius

by Perswasis November 29, 2021

Persianphobia

An irrational fear of Iranians

Person 1 (iranian): actually, Iran isn't an arab country, I'm persi...

Persianphobic: OMG HELP ME

Person 2: dude, he has persianphobia

by teteu_evangelista December 20, 2021

Persian DJ

Compliment or backhanded compliment (depending on inflection) used between mates about facial grooming. To have a short, beautifully maintained beard, bordering on excessively maintained where not a hair is out of place.

My mate went to have a beard trim. He left looking like a Persian DJ

by OldmanCabbage April 8, 2022

Perkasie

Perkasie PA is an okay place. Its got some nice skate parks, and covered bridges, some REALLY GOOD local food (I'm talking about you "The Perk" and "The Ram") but that's pretty much it. The people there are assholes though. They are not welcoming of outsiders. Don't bother coming here if youre sensitive to what people say to you. I've had the pleasure of living in this place for 3 years. Crime is second to none , and housing is nice, land is vast and beautiful, and you're next to the best place ever, Quakertown PA.

Person 1: "Yo I love Perkasie!"

Person 2: "Hell no, I know we live here, but Quakertown is much better"

Person 1: "Yeah, you're right..."

by Borgg_ May 26, 2023

The Persian Vending Machine

The act of ejaculating into a womans mouth, having her gargle it, proceeding to insert 4 quartes into her vagina (rectum if male) and having her sneeze it into your mouth. Keep in mind that pennies, nickels, and dimes will be spat back out.

Jim: Dude! Shes a total slut! I had her give me the persian vending machine!

John: Gross

by Manhandler123 March 30, 2020