Pennsylvania Poundcake

When a group of Amish guys proceed invite you over for pound cake but trick you into a group circle jerk

Micheal - “Bro you okay? You look awful!”

Terry - “Nah man I just got tricked into a Pennsylvania Poundcake.”

Micheal - “Man how do your balls feel?”

Terry - “Not good Jebediah doesn’t give good handjobs.”

by anonymous December 10, 2020

pennsylvania

pennsylvania is the 2nd state in the union, admitted on december 12, 1787. 5th most populous state (formerly illinois) with around 13 million people. known for being the birthplace of hershey's, the liberty bell, amish people, philly cheesesteaks and being cold and snowy (that's michigan's job).

when pennsylvania beats illinois in population rank and takes 5th place from it

by connecticut 765 June 10, 2025

Pennsylvania wind tunnel

When you cum in some ass while the fart and the cum shoots out of the asshole because of the fart

I had a one night stand last night, we Pennsylvania wind tunneled and now my sheets are ruined.

by Tunnel_lover March 27, 2025

Pennsylvania Sushi

A woman cuts a small slice of her labia off for her chosen life partner to consume. Typically it is eaten raw.

Bro 1: Bro she gave me Pennsylvania Sushi last night!

Bro2: oh shit dude, you guys are gonna be together forever!

by TheBeese July 12, 2025

Pennsylvania Lava Splat

When a guy has diarrhea and lets it flow onto your face

Last night evan totally gave me a Pennsylvania Lava Splat when we got home from Taco Bell

by Evan'sReceptacle August 8, 2025

Pennsylvania Sunday funday

When u get in the back of your cousins truck and then u fuck aggressively

Hey what’s up pal me and my cousin just had a Pennsylvania Sunday funday

by Gfym2022 April 4, 2022

PEnnsylvania 6-5000

The telephone number of the former Hotel Pennsylvania (1919-2020) opposite Penn Station in midtown Manhattan, NYC.

Glenn Miller performed live network radio broadcasts from the hotel's Café Rouge ballroom in 1940, using the hotel's telephone number in one of the song titles.

The elements of the original PEnnsylvania 6-5000 are all a distant memory. The original Penn Station was torn down in 1963, the hotel in 2020. Glenn Miller did deploy a band to entertain troops in World War II and is missing in action. A call to +1-212-PE6-5000 today just gives an interactive voice response message announcing that the hotel is permanently closed.

by bitchuck September 20, 2024