The Best Parts Of A Woman

It is commonly accepted by layman that the best parts of a woman are the "boobs, vagina, and butt". However, only the most enlightened intellectuals will realize that this is—in fact—wrong. The best parts of a woman is actually her feet and toes, as indicated by Scottish philosopher David Hume 300 years ago.

Me: What are the best parts of a woman?
Maddy: The boobs, vagina, and butt. Duh.
Me: Oh you sweet summer child....

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 7, 2022

Part Time Baller

Someone who is a baller, but only until their tax refund money runs out.

They usually buy a new car and new things and then lose it all around June.

75% of all car repos are from part time ballers.

Wait til june, that part time baller wont be in the club.

by SmoothLog February 26, 2020

Part-Time Gay

someone who does gay things and says they are gay but get mad when you call them gay

billy is a part-time gay, he gets mad when i call him gay but does gay stuff.

by Doggo_boi21 October 12, 2022

Lego Part 32557

Google it.

"Bro she said mine is the same size as Lego Part 32557!" "Damn dude!"

by R.I.E. September 17, 2022

Part the pink sea

Vaginal sex.

I'd love to part the pink sea of Luanne. Mm mm mm.

by Señor Heisenberg October 12, 2016

part-time fuckboy

a troubled teen who is a dick 90% of the time but can't fully commit to the fuckery of a fuckboy

That part-time fuckboy is wearing elite socks and his fat ankles are flying out everywhere.

by slutsrock May 14, 2016

part-time friendship

a shitty excuse for people to be dry texters and not put effort into a friendship

vicky: hey i was wondering if you come to this party with me? you seemed like you loved to have fun when we were talking in english :)

tayla: no, this is a part-time friendship, i regret giving you my number.

vicky’s mind: fuck. i wish people liked me.

by domeafavorandkillme August 2, 2022