really dark medieval purple, named after Bam Margera beacause he seems to be quite fond of that color
by Michaela White January 21, 2009
Get the Bam purplemug. (adjective) very depressed or sad, very gloomy, miserable, wretched, desolate, despondent, disconsolate, inconsolable, mournful.
I feel like I'm in such a purple funk today. I've been in a purple funk for months since I've been overwhelmed by all these health, financial, family, and employment problems.
by GolderGirl April 7, 2019
Get the purple funkmug. Purple midget is a very scary threat telling someone you're going to purple midget them is meaning you will tie them up and lock them in a room with two purple male midgets and they will do horrendous things to you and it will involve tooth paste and couple goldfish and lots of glazed donuts and of course the midgets who are purple
by awesomeis9 June 15, 2018
Get the purple midgetmug. 
A box in which one puts all their BDSM supplies (i.e. rope, gags, whips, chains, collars, strap on , chastity devices and more)
Hey, I heard you and your wife have a purple box?
Yeah, its totally wicked.
Hey I'll bring my purple box tonight ;) !
Yeah, its totally wicked.
Hey I'll bring my purple box tonight ;) !
by The Caged World August 20, 2019
Get the Purple Boxmug. The aftermath of a woman with a blue waffle putting red lipstick on and sucking a mans dick, thus turning it red. He then sticks his red dick in her blue waffle making a purple color on his jimmy wang.
by BlakeTheSnakeDager August 9, 2016
Get the purple anacondamug. Someone who is a BTS ARMY but lowkey doesn’t like the association with Twitter ARMY... have y’all seen twt army’s attitudes??
“Did you see that Twitter ARMY link their fancam under *insert literally anything*?”
“Yes! There’s a reason why I left Twitter. Thank god I’m a Purple Hearter ‘cause this is out of hand.”
“Yes! There’s a reason why I left Twitter. Thank god I’m a Purple Hearter ‘cause this is out of hand.”
by Trainer Hoseok July 13, 2020
Get the Purple Heartermug.