dirty promise

When your fucking and you tell the girl your not going to cum and you purposefully get her pregnant so she stays with you

"I told my gf I wouldn't cum, guess I'm a dirty promise"

by anonymous September 2, 2021

getting my man to the promised land

Taking his virginity aka fucking him
You can sub man for partner or woman

Person 1: Where were you last nigh?
Person 2: Getting my man to the promised land

by Henithechaoticsob March 12, 2022

Broke the promise

If someone "breaks the promise" that means that the one you loved and you thought you would be together forever didnt end up happining

"Why did it haft to brake the promise", "you broke the promise!"

by Im depressed :D March 24, 2021

Balkan promise

A promise made between two Balkans that is guaranteed to come true.

Haris: "Stefan, you better not forget to bring me burek from Sarajevo."
Stefan: "Relax, man. Balkan promise."

by okjlez February 18, 2025

Promise

He’s Probably Fucking your mom

Promise Is Fucking Your Mom

by Bromix November 22, 2021

puke promise

A sworn oath made by a person out loud into a toilet in between uncontrollable dry heaves and torrents of vomit, offered as negotiation with God if He will end the pain.

"I puke promised to stop jackin off to nasty shit, but I threw up like four more times."

by Walter Goldshoes November 28, 2019

Pee Pee Promise

An appropriately silly and childish alternative for the more stronger word, known as the Penis Promise.

Girl: "Can you promise me to not tell anyone/"

Boy: "Pee Pee Promise!"

Girl: Ok, let's kiss!

by MyInternetSucks February 12, 2023