no oral october

girls can’t give boys brain and boys can’t give girls head for the whole of october

boy 1 : that girl is a hoe
boy 2 : yea she’s failing no oral october

by imnewherelolz September 26, 2020

oral historian

A person who either researches the early beginnings of the practice of fellatio. or documents the quantity/quality of lips/tongue-pleasuring experienced/given by a certain person or group.

As much fooling around as Wee-wee Willie Wankie and Monica Blewinsky engaged in --- both with each other and separately with other folks in the D.C. area --- an oral historian could almost make an entire lifelong career out of putting down on paper the lurid/sordid details of the various trysts of just these two individuals alone!

by QuacksO August 7, 2019

Oral Sex

What people know to be "blow jobs" and "eating out"

Sexual stimulation to genitals from mouths

She gave him/her amazing oral sex last night

by I'm too lazy to think of smthn June 10, 2018

Knotty Oral

Knotty Oral

When a bearded individual performs oral on a particularly bushed flangal area of a hairy lady with velcrous outcome: Knotty oral

by gaymicheal 69 July 21, 2020

Golden Oral

A blowjob from someone who hasn’t brushed their teeth in 24 hours or longer.

Did you hear that Johnny got golden oral from a homeless woman the other day?

by Goob the cat August 1, 2021

Oral Anal

Whenever someone’s words metaphorically go into your ass substituting anal beads

I have oral anal when I listen to Alec Benjamin because of how beautiful his voice is.

by Oofol November 10, 2018

orally obligated

An obligation arising out of considerations of right and wrong. When not giving a head would be considered morally offensive.

Because Ryan had to listen to Jen bitch about her problems all night he knew she would become orally obligated to suck his cock.

by PABLOW FRESHCOBAR February 17, 2019