vacation dick

A penis of a unreasonably large size, that can only be taken in once in a while. As opposed to a boyfriend dick.

Last night, I met a guy who had a vacation dick, my butt will be hurting for a while.

by dammn_danniel June 15, 2016

fornication vacation

A leave of absence for a Brigham Young University athlete who was discovered to have broken the LORD’s law of chastity and the BYU Honor Code.

Because his roommate ratted on him for soaking Mackeighleigh, Ryan got sent on a fornication vacation.

by justinbeansimp July 16, 2022

vacation dick

The awesome dick you get periodically from your side piece. It's only so good because it's limited, taboo, and secretive.

Damn, I just met up with Brad, that vacation dick so good wish I could have it all day, err day.

by Supergrl2577 June 16, 2016

vacation dick

The opposite of boyfriend dick. This is a penis that is much too large to have sex with everyday, so you only have it on occasion.

Girl: Damn Jill. Are you limping?
Jill: Yeah. I'm so sore, I just got some vacation dick.

by space_ghost(1) May 29, 2016

vacation dick

The type of dick that is so amazing it takes you to a whole new world.

That dude had vacation dick it took me on a trip to the milky way.

by Lil Ms.Kitty June 10, 2016

vacation dick

A dick so large that you have to take breaks between receiving it's "huge" satisfaction.

Carry: Hey how was John last night
Mary: I can't even take that vacation dick for one session. I'm gonna need a break

by Smalldicksally June 16, 2016

Grippy sock vacation

When you on some lowkey psychotic shit so you gotta go to the ward, in which there are grippy socks. I've been there they had us doing yoga and shit. It is still as expensive as a vacation is though thank the lord I had insurance.

Ozzy Osbourne "I killed 17 puppies and hid under the piano waiting with a knife for my wife to get home."

(Y/N) "Damn bro that's some psychotic shit. You should detox and have a grippy sock vacation."
RIP 🕊🦇🕊

by ActuallyAnEvilVirusOfSatan September 18, 2025