Sesh

A meeting of uneducated teens who think its cool to drink and smoke in front of people so that everyone knows how edgy and sad each one of them is because life has no better joy than getting wasted when your 14 and dying at 20

Dylan: Hey Fionn, I've been at my grandmas all day, it was so boring!
Simon: Do you know what you need? A SESH!!!
Dylan: aw yeah boi lets get wasted yno like yolo and all dat shit
Simon: ye yolo man like we only 15, we could die tomorrow yno what im saying???
Dylan: yeah like we gonna die anyway why not make it sooner rather than later?
Simon: we're so much more educated than our parents.

by A volvic awakening June 16, 2018

goon sesh

when you sit in the dark and contemplate reality

robbie came home after having sex with a big tiddy orthodox jew after zach had been sitting in the suite having a fat goon sesh and contemplating the nature of reality.

by joshma February 4, 2024

sesh killer

a pussy who can’t hang

Matt is is a sesh killer , did you see him at the party.

by john frankson February 25, 2018

sesh

Josh is the king of sesh

josh is a sesh gremlin

by Josh Cordiner July 24, 2018

ice cream sesh

eat ice cream while depressed

thoughts : i’m depressed

also thoughts : ice cream sesh
person : *vibes and complains there fat*

by daddy fuck nr June 2, 2021

sesh god

The "sesh god" is a particular individual, usually in university or just moved out but still living on daddy's money, who goes out on the seshmost nights of the week or every night if you are a sesh lord and party's their arse off like the sun isn't going to come up.

Hey, Emma you sesh god. You comin out tonight to get smashed?

by Skrrr pop pop December 14, 2017

sesh

when you smoke weed with the homies

"oi wanna sesh after skewel"

by BigChungus14HvH April 11, 2021