Strawberry Custard

Screwing a girl that's on her period and making her suck you off until you cum.

My girl was on her period but she's cool with the strawberry custard.

by Bbq man June 16, 2016

Custard Party

Another term for an “orgy” with the custard being the semen, and the party being on everyone

Person 1: Damn, how good was that custard party last night?
Person 2: Tell me about it, I got custard creamed on so hard!

by custardlovr March 26, 2024

custard shuffler

Act of regular shuffling of ones spunk into neat order from ones fingers after a solo or assisted wank

He was known to be an avid custard shuffler and would often wear gloves in public.

by Dame Esme O'Ring October 03, 2022

clumsy custard

1. When you be having a drunk orgasm.

2. When your drunk and trying to aim your cum shot.

Last night I gave Vanessa a clumsy custard.

by Strodum June 14, 2020

custard kisses

When one transfers their seed from their mouth to another welcoming party

Dude, did you hear Rosie and Wayne gave each other custard kisses?

by Hyperlite1 July 15, 2017

rough custard

When a girl with pimples is giving you a blow job, pull out of her mouth as you are about to cum and let it go all over her face.

"You know that girl Stacy?"

"The one with all the pimples?"

"Yeah, I gave her a Rough Custard last night."

by Mingegash March 13, 2014

Custard

NOUN
1. Someone who is not talented at cussing.
2. Someone who cusses uncontrollably and often.
3. Someone who botches dessert recipes involving dairy and egg yolk.
4. Someone who gets rejected by urban dictionary.

5. Alternatively, someone who gets accepted by urban dictionary (honorific: synonymous with cus-genius)
6. Derogatory: Someone who has no sense of humor.

Informal usage: That guy is a General Custard (akin to being a Major Asshole).

Ancient proverb: a custard's last stand is never a pretty sight to behold.

by December 27, 2020