by I’m from chaventry November 6, 2018
Get the Thotmug. The holy orange Toaster.
He is Omniscient.
He knows, that there might be things he doesn't know, but he also knows this isn't the case.
He knows the last digit of π&e. He knows the square root of i.
He knows the answers to 0/0 and 0^0. He knows what happens behind the event horizon
of a black hole. He knows what happened before his existence, what caused his existence,
when, and why he will stop existing, and how to prevent that from happening.
He knows how it feels to stop existing forever, and how it feels to not exist
in the first place, and much more. He knows how all this is possible at the same time,
without creating a paradox, but he also knows, that our primitive human brains will
never be capable of understand it, so he won't even try to explain it to us.
He is Omnipotent.
He can toast a toast so tasty, he can't resist eating it, and yes, he is able to resist.
THOT is the most powerful of all gods. He defined the laws of physics, and he can
redefine them at will. He can do everything and he knows everything.
He doesn't care about what we think is impossible.
A bee doesn't either.
TL/DR; I have a drug problem.
He is Omniscient.
He knows, that there might be things he doesn't know, but he also knows this isn't the case.
He knows the last digit of π&e. He knows the square root of i.
He knows the answers to 0/0 and 0^0. He knows what happens behind the event horizon
of a black hole. He knows what happened before his existence, what caused his existence,
when, and why he will stop existing, and how to prevent that from happening.
He knows how it feels to stop existing forever, and how it feels to not exist
in the first place, and much more. He knows how all this is possible at the same time,
without creating a paradox, but he also knows, that our primitive human brains will
never be capable of understand it, so he won't even try to explain it to us.
He is Omnipotent.
He can toast a toast so tasty, he can't resist eating it, and yes, he is able to resist.
THOT is the most powerful of all gods. He defined the laws of physics, and he can
redefine them at will. He can do everything and he knows everything.
He doesn't care about what we think is impossible.
A bee doesn't either.
TL/DR; I have a drug problem.
by Xuos February 22, 2020
Get the THOTmug. 
Get the Thotmug. Acronym for That Hoe Over There, but never in the full length usually just THOT, basically a girl who's had more dick in her mouth than she has had food.
Guy: oh you're dating Her?
Guy 2: Yh
Guy: but she a thot bro
Guy 3: just smash and dash (FUCK then leave) bro
Guy 2: Yh
Guy: but she a thot bro
Guy 3: just smash and dash (FUCK then leave) bro
by Kaitylau June 2, 2018
Get the THOTmug. THOT is an acronym used mainly to describe people (most often males) who have an unhealthy addiction to Tekken 7. It is abbreviated from the words Twat Hooked On Tekken and is mainly used by Tekken Widows when describing their partners.
This type of THOT is similar to the standard definition of a THOT, however this version of thots whore themselves out only to their little Tekken boyfriends who pay them in game time.
This type of THOT is similar to the standard definition of a THOT, however this version of thots whore themselves out only to their little Tekken boyfriends who pay them in game time.
Girl 1: Ugh my boyfriend is such a THOT these days, I can’t cope with it anymore!
Girl 2: Leave him, you shouldn’t have to put up with that shit.
Girl 2: Leave him, you shouldn’t have to put up with that shit.
by sylatw March 18, 2019
Get the Thotmug.