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nob kebab

A person who is in watts with blond hair lives in St Albans and acts like a bellend all the time and is rude and cringey and annoying for no reason
Wow bro your being such a nob kebab today for no reason
by TheNobKebabKnower July 24, 2017
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skirt nob

A soft person who uses unsavory techniques and sabotage to drag down superior rivals in order to gain strength in public opinion. Phrase equivalent to "Dude! Pull yer skirt down, yer nob is showing."
Person1: Did you hear Ryan Day hired a private dick to spy on Michigan and Jim Harbaugh?
Person2: Columbus Blackbeard is such a skirt nob!
by Allroy4Prez November 3, 2023
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Nob head

A Nob head is a different way of calling someone a dick head but if you have older parents the may think nob is made up so i would start to you use it (;
Shut up you nob head.

Mate your such a nob.
by Your nacks June 26, 2020
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nob scoffer

Nob scoffer

Someone who likes to suck a lot of cock.

Scoff - Informal to eat (food, generally) fast and greedily.
She/he's a proper nob scoffer that one. Never known anyone to suck that many dicks in such a short time!
by mod69 May 3, 2008
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neon-nob

a penis wearin a bright coloured condom
"omg the guy last night he had a neon-nob"
by it is usss November 16, 2009
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Nob

An idiot that does a bad action that annoys you or someone that you generally don't like or don't get on with.
by Dk100 February 24, 2023
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great nob, hitler

Spoonerism of “Great Hit, Nobler” popularised and solely used by members of Tonbridge Baseball Club
“Great nob, Hitler! Urgh, I mean great hit, Nobler!”
by Mebemax July 14, 2023
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