Verb: The act of aggressively swaying ones genitalia against your inner thighs resulting in a subtle or resounding clap depending on ones endowment. Thus, evoking the audio and visual stimuli of the woman you plan to attract. Like a peacock spreading its feathers.
Nance and I have been together for 10 years now, the first night we met she simply couldn’t resist my bone dangle.
by Dan Dangus October 14, 2020

When there’s a shit that’s out of your ass but not in the bowl yet, so it’s just hanging there and you have to pick it up with toilet paper.
by Traps arent gay February 28, 2020

by Paranoir82 February 20, 2019

When a man aggressively sways his genitals as an act of “woo-ing” a woman in return for sexual favor. The man performing this act must knock his genitalia into his thighs resulting in a subtle or resounding clap depending on ones endowment. Thus, evoking both visual and audio stimuli toward the female recipient like a peacock spreading its wings.
by Dan Dangus October 14, 2020

by preacher69 November 04, 2014

Lieutenant Jim Dangle is the daddy DILF whenever girls see him they respond by their bumholes sweating up and their eyebrows spicing up.
he is better than tom cruise and should be the king of England.
I love him and if you don't I will bum slapping KILL YOU.
he is better than tom cruise and should be the king of England.
I love him and if you don't I will bum slapping KILL YOU.
Person 1: omg look it's lieutenant Jim dangle
Person 2: eww I hate him
Person 3: IM GONNA BUM SLAPPING KILL YOU
Person 2: eww I hate him
Person 3: IM GONNA BUM SLAPPING KILL YOU
by jericc is my son February 20, 2022

When a hot girl is macking on you, only because she is bored and waiting for her man to come off stage at the show, only to leave you feeling like a dumbass.
Yo man, that bitch over there was all over me, until her boy came by and scooped her up. Man I just got dangled fo' sho'.
by Delta Romeo March 14, 2011
