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Nigerian Party Rice

1. The nasty rice you eat at a Nigerian party or meeting, that often lacks taste and may be extremely spicy to cover up the blandness. There is a 1/10 chance that the rice you eat actually tastes good.

2. The food your Nigerian mother brings home to avoid going grocery shopping
1. Taiwo: "Hey Uche, why are you eating cereal? We are about to go to that pointless Nigerian party."
Uche: "Pfft, there's going to be Nigerian Party rice there, I don't eat that crap!"

2. Kelechi: "Mom we need to go grocery shopping, we have no food."
Mom: "Didn't you see that I brought back some Nigerian Party rice last night? Cmon go sit down"!
by clintoniauchenna December 12, 2010
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Nigerian Brain Squeeze

it is an old turkish-iranian saying. It means:"to continuously bother and throttle their plans for rescuing the almighty Ahnold Frumpinahtor (metaphorically spoked of co69urse." <---hidden word... okay.
Max: "dude. my grandma fuckin Nigerian Brain Squeezed me man. dubble-yew tee eff."
snackums:"Dude dont worry just call this saying: ocropis was very him gemomthn today cd l,aeter was grandma indian niggers ni dig , it is wat it is"

Max: "giant silber gilet c accaboinet the night before last night s,eelj g basd gkkdagkkdagkddaa greain jukice in my buicket of OF it is what it seems to is."
snackums: "alright youre fuckin crazy."
by DontEatheBaby July 19, 2010
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nigerace

A black man who dresses flamboyantly, plays pinao and wears lots of rings.
My newest favorite act is Nigerace
by XantadXantad June 25, 2016
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nigerian takeout

People in Nigeria is so poor that they would suck other peoples dicks just to get something in their stomach.
by CarbonArc July 23, 2017
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Nigerian kiss

Kissing someone’s dick while he acts like it is an elephant trunk.
I had a hard time giving my boyfriend an Nigerian kiss while he move his dick around like it’s a elephant trunk
by Krazydad April 10, 2019
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Nigerian Necktie

A term used in southern Nigeria when a white man is lynched for appearing superior.

i.e. A result of Eugenics
"Just look at him: He needs a Nigerian Necktie."
by CHROME POLE October 12, 2019
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Nigeriancreampie

Where a black bitch and 3 niggas have a 3some and they all cum at the same time then they eat her out cause they have nothing else to eat
That bitch has definitely seen a Nigeriancreampie
by EDP445 February 22, 2020
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