Chuck Norris Zombie Defense League

(AKA CNZDL)

The only league known to man that includes a league within a league, hence the leage of extrordinary gentlemen being created for the sole purpose of killing zombies created by Chuck Norris's bad dreams.

Members include:

Mel Gibson

Sean Connery

Shaq

You With The Face

and many, many more

OMFG! I'm soo glad that teh Chuck Norris Zombie Defense League defeated The Flood in Halo!!

If it weren't for teh CNZDL, I would be eating you right now! Thanks Mel Gibson!

by That kid from wolcott high May 16, 2010

chuck norris

Chuck norris is the all american hero he is amazing and uber

Chuck Norris won ww2 vietnam kicked out sadaam while making love to an amazing hot supermodel

by Yo September 8, 2004

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris is the biggest badass on the planet. As a matter of fact, if you divide Chuck by zero, you get one... one badass that is! Some more proven facts about this badass are...

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can get Blackjack with just one card.

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

Chuck Norris beat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

If you spell 'Chuck Norris' in scrabble, you win. Forever.

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

Some people wear Superman pajamas, Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

by gO:David August 23, 2009

Chuck Norris Shot

The Chuck Norris is a shot composed of 1 part Bourbon and 1 part 151 with as much tabasco as you can handle. You then place a few more dashes of tabasco on your hand, lick it off and take the shot. This is the REAL Chuck Norris Shot, not to be confused with the fruity weak sauce drink they consume in North Dakota. That is a drink Chuck Norris would never be caught drinking. If you respect Chuck Norris, drink this and teach your local bar how to make a proper Chuck Norris.

Barkeep! Give me a REAL Chuck Norris Shot!

by Matthew Forcella February 2, 2009

Chuck Norris

Before the universe was created Chuck Norris was already born. He befriended Space and Time. One day when they were playing, Chuck Norris accidentally roundhouse kicked Space and Time, thus resulting in what we now know as the Big Bang.

Chuck Norris told me not to make any examples of him or if I did he would roundhouse kick me in the face so hard it would destroy the universe he created.

by Chuck Norris' Bitch July 20, 2009

Norris Nuts

The norris nuts are kind and amazing youtubers

they now have over 5 million subscribers and their fandom name is #LEGENDS the norris nuts consistently upload on all of their channels at least once every 2-3 weeks sometimes even less

they do videos like Gaming, Cooking Challenges and more <3

Follow me on Insta~ @bxbbles.nxrris

Sabre: "Hi Legends It's Sabre"
Sockie: "Sockie"
Biggy: "Biggy"
Naz: "Naz"
All: "And together where the Norris Nuts"

by BubblyNorris <3 December 18, 2021

Neris

A energetic woodland creature that hobbles through the woods searching for woodland fairies to prey upon.

A "Neris" will gather the fairy dust to make a potion that gives the Neris the ability to fly for 24 hours, so it can search for more of its prey upon treetops.

The "Neris" is recognized by its six large red webbed toes, olive coloured scaly skin, large hands, green bulging eyes and large buttox, and bright yellow wings and stands between 2ft - 4ft high.

A Neris can be found in the Himilayan Mountains, or living near lakes and streams, or high in mountain tree tops.

Neris

by swimmerchick February 6, 2010