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Naco

A Spanish word used to denote unsophisticated people, usually used against the poor but also the nouveau riche.
Did you see that guy revving his Ferrari in front of the café? Qué pinche naco ..
by LaConchaMocosa October 2, 2022
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Narci-Googling

The act of searching for yourself or references to yourself on Google.
I was narci-googling and found an old YouTube video that I made.
by Dr. T-Pain the elder October 31, 2022
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Narchaeology

nar· chae· ol· o· gy ˌär-kē-ˈä-lə-jē

1: the science of sifting through the evidence and applying critical thinking to determine if someone is a victim of narcissism versus someone who is projecting their own narcissism.

2: the scientific study of narcissistic remains (such as their effects on relationships, sanity, personal outlook, and ability to form new relationships.)

narchaeologicalˌnär-kē-ə-ˈlä-ji-kəl adjective
narchaeologically ˌär-kē-ə-ˈlä-ji-k(ə-)lē adverb
narchaeologistˌär-kē-ˈä-lə-jist noun
"Fred has a blog dedicated to publicly smearing people while simultaneously asserting he is the victim of their abuse. Narchaeologists say this is a common form of narcissistic projection and gaslighting but many are unable to see the irony."

"Linda has gone no-contact with Jim after enduring years of his abuse. Jim has been deprived of his narcissistic supply so he harasses her incessantly while employing a word salad to accuse her of 'violent silence' and 'passive aggressive torture' in an effort to solicit a response from her. It doesn't require a degree in narchaeology to read between the lines and see through Jim's bullshit."

"Respected narchaeologist I. Carl Bolshit writes in his book 'CrazyMaking: Projecting projection and similar mind-fucking techniques' that the debate about whether narcissists believe their own lies has been raging in academic circles for years."

"Kay Keneetit, President of the NIA (Narchaeological Institute of America) recently outed himself as a long-time covert narcissist in a series of events that has the scientific community reeling."

"Narchaelogically speaking, the 'flying monkeys' that enable narc abuse are often found to lack common sense."

"After performing a 4 week narchaeological dig on Bill and Susan's marriage, it was discovered by their relationship counselor that even though Bill constantly refers to himself as an empath and a victim, he has an unquenchable thirst for drama and thinks he has moral authority over Susan."
by Rimbozaggy March 29, 2023
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Gift Narc

A person who tells the recipient of a gift what the gift is before the person actually receives it.
During the Christmas Holiday, the wife called her husbands place of employment looking for him. Despite knowing he had stepped out to buy his wife something at Tiffany's, the phone receptionist answered, "He's at Tiffanys shopping."
To which the wife responded, "He's going to but me something at Tiffanys!!!" A co-worker called the phone receptionist a "gift narc" for ruining the holiday surprise.
by bonafied cracker December 30, 2011
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brandi namco

by tim the oof man May 25, 2019
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Narc

A Narc is someone who comes on to a popular website and lists slang words people in the "know" use, and make them available to people of authority (teachers, cops, parents, parole officers etc.) Then because these Narcs think they are clever, we all get busted.
"Those kids on that slang definition site are unknowingly NARC minions and giving away our slang!" said BC.
by brianxymox October 29, 2010
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NARCF

Not A Real Caps Fan.
A.k.A- A Bandwagon fan
Those guys wearing the Ovechkin jersey are totally NARCF.

or
Someone that lives out side of on-line ticket sales.
by Big Fish J. Sal October 23, 2009
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