niggie nap

Taking a nap when you're supposed to be doing something important.

Carl, why the hell isn't the house cleaned? What have you been doing? Chill bae, I was taking a niggie nap.

I really have to get this report done but I think I'm going to take a niggie nap instead.

by Bbdaddy June 15, 2014

Keg Nap

When You lay down, put a keg on your chest or beside you, put the hose in your mouth, and drink until you take a "nap".

I had a hangover after my keg nap.

by Dane Izzington January 11, 2008

Skin nap

When you are at a music festival and get the urge. You and your partner slip into the tent for a little Afternoon Delight.

Phoebe and I had a quick skin nap inbetween sets.

by The Real Chas August 4, 2018

Liquor nap

A strategically placed nap during the day (the weekend for less unrespectable people) to ensure maximum possible drinking. They usually fall after a morning case, and before getting into the rye later in the evening.

"Where's Wes?" "He got wasted. He's taking another liquor nap."

by newbcat November 20, 2011

French Nap

To Fall asleep while holding your phone

Camille had a french nap

by Crytopsy88 December 16, 2014

Nipple Nap

being stupid

"Why are you such a nipple nap"

by calling someone January 30, 2023

Cosby nap

Medicinally induced heavy nap.

It’s finally my day off. It’s been a really hard week. I think I’ll get some Benadryl and take a Cosby nap.

by My soul. It’s broken January 30, 2023