lonely nap

that nap that you take where the only body-heat source that is available to keep you warm is your laptop computer, and you're not sure if that even counts as body-heat, but also you're lonely and sad and dont even care anymore so you bring your computer with you under the covers and take a nap.

when I took my lonely nap today I had a dream that I made and urban dictionary definition of lonely nap so that's what I did when I woke up and it was nice that my computer was so close to me already because then I didn't even have to get out of bed to make my dream a reality.

by whtvr November 9, 2012

Nap Trap

When your body shuts down from being trapped in a dim room for an excessive amount of time.

Man I hate when we have to watch movies in biology class its a major nap trap.

by ChiHaze September 8, 2013

nap jag

To jerk off during a nap or in order to take a nap

I managed to squeeze in a nap jag before wife got home.

I want tied enough to sleep so I did a quick nap jag to help.

by Grumar July 16, 2014

Ozzy Nap

When someone falls asleep at a bad time, in a bad place, or in an awkward position. This comes from a part in Ozzy Osbourne's autobiography, I am Ozzy, where he falls asleep with his leg on fire.

Dude, did you see that girl who fell asleep upside down on the stairs? Total Ozzy Nap!

by Slim Tottles February 23, 2010

nap and rally

the act of napping and then promptly getting very drunk/high and going out

everyone: I'm so tired, i don't think i'm gonna go out tonight
Kat: nap and rally guys!!!!

by thiccdickdaddy May 31, 2017

Marathon Nap

Anything longer than 3 hours, almost considered regular sleep for most people.

X: When are we going to the bar?
Y: (Sara) After I take my marathon nap, I will be fully energized to close it down.

by xthethinkerx April 28, 2011

Trap nap

The act of napping to continue your day of getting lit.

"Aye lemme take a quick trap nap before I take more of those xans"

by PurplehazeX June 1, 2018