Mung

Another word for Smegma or dick cheese. Mung is the crusty stuff that appears around your dick tip after you bust a nut and don't clean it.

Dude, I was running out of food, but I realized I can just eat my mung.

by munglord69 May 05, 2019

Itchy Mitchy mung mung

This means another word for feeling under the weather. So you call it Itchy Mitchy mung mung

Dear teacher I am feeling a bit Itchy Mitchy mung mung. So I am going to stay at home

by Missdiva212 March 31, 2019

candle munging

Basically all candle munging is you take you and group of friends to a graveyard dig up a deadbody(usually female) BUT! here's the twist while you and your buddies are fucking the deadbody you're also going to start performing the candeling process(sticking a candle up a vagina) so once you and your friends are done nutting in the rotting vagina you put the candle up the vagina and it melts the inside, and your friend is going to be eating all of the cum maggots and candle wax out of the vagina.

Hey bro, wanna go candle munging I found a really nice graveyard

by syncc March 26, 2024

mung river virus

makes you go delirious and it makes you crawl naked on all fours with a shopping bag. it also makes you say MUNG MUNG MUNG!!!

hes got mung river virus stay away.

by BudhaDOg October 08, 2021

half a mung

The part of an erection that happens just before the full blown rock hard boner

"geez girl, lets get it on, i got half a mung hanging here"!

by Crak-a-lakin July 26, 2014

Kah Mung

THE BEST PERSON ON EARTH

Kah Mung love her friends.

by sneanini November 24, 2021

gunge the munge

a kiwi that is ginger that lurks in the dark corners of your home.
he will shid toothpaste while eating eggs and cereal in your basement.

the gunge the munge was found eating eggs and shiddin toothpaste in james house

by lennodium June 03, 2023