The Creeping Mung

The stuff that oozes out of your dick hole, that is transmitted sexually

That dude got The Creeping Mung, dont put your mouth on his wee wee

by DC1999 July 17, 2019

Munge

You're girlfriend dies and after a week of the greiving process you and a friend go and steal her corpse. Because you want to be together forever. So first you sew all of her orfices, so her ass, eyes, vagina, and mouth. Then you leave her outside for about a week. If you're lucky it'll be in the summer were it's warmer.

Then on a crisp cool night you goto the body. Get in the oral position cut open her vagina. Have your buddy step on her stomach. Then eat up what comes out.

Friend: do you want to go grab a bite to eat?

Me: no I'm still full from all the munge from last night.

by Radical Pirate January 1, 2018

Munge

To be used in romantic or sexual situations or used to describe them: Munge - any romantic or sexual action ranging from holding hands to hot steamy anal sex.

Can also be used as an insult or a root word

“Yea, me and Jane munged a little last night”

“Listen you munge-rat”

by CommanderMitch November 29, 2023

mung

The substance that comes out of the nose when you hang a pregnant gorilla upside down and beat on its stomach.

This vegan pumpkin pie tastes like it was made with mung.

by Rixwordz November 15, 2021

Mung

The fluid in which babies are covered in upon birth, often used to stamp the birth certificate with the mung feet.

Johnny’s mom had a good diet while she was pregnart, johnny had plenty of mung on his little toes for the doctors to stamp his birth certificate with

by Boybachchoy October 26, 2019

Mung

daddy pig want to mung on peppa to get some gooey goodness

peppa mate get here so I can have a mung mate

by dogjaerig'ernber December 1, 2016

Mung chow

1- an unsightly pooling of congealed bio waste

2- afterbirth/placenta

John Sharkey had the audacity to speak with a mouth filled with mung chow

by John Sharkey September 12, 2025