miff muffered moof

Type of material used for clothing in Dr. Suess books

He lurks in his Lerkim, cold under the roof,
Where he makes his own clothes out of miff muffered moof.

by Gingermaster98 January 23, 2016

The Muffler

When you place an open can (coke, Dr. Pepper, monster, beer, etc.) in someone’s asshole, stab a hole in the bottom once placed, and shotgun the said substance.

Bro my asshole is still bleeding after Kyle did The Muffler with his monster

by Ni99er_beater69 March 16, 2021

muffie

Can also be spelt "muffy." It's an Australian slang term.
See Bean-o's definition of "muffy." Basically, it's what you'd call "going down" on a woman.

"Oh, Scotty! Give me a muffie...Oh, yeah, that's it, baby."

by Bean-o April 30, 2003

rusty muffler

Used as a code word over the phone when talking about marijuana cigarettes, joints, reefers, doobies, chongers, etc., etc....

Hey man do you got any rusty mufflers?

by stoner July 17, 2002

muffler

That's me

I am the Carpet-Muncher

by Carpet-Muncher February 12, 2004

[Moffee]

Someone who adds a large portion of milk to their coffee, thus the drink being either 50% or more milk and the other portion being coffee.

example:50%(or more) Milk - 50%(or less) coffee = Moffee

Every morning I poor a cup of Moffee which contains 60 percent milk and 40 percent coffee.

by KHInk May 30, 2008

Mufeez

A really really good driver.

Drove like a true Mufeez!
Wow he drives so well, he's a Mufeez through and through!

by Puta2 July 4, 2020