by ok so its eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee June 6, 2021

a person who is only your friend for your weed, you can tell if your friend is a weed mouse if he does not even know your last name. can also be a person who secretly and quietly steals your weed that you stashed.
by kelsicoca May 14, 2013

by Draco_sp November 28, 2022

mouse bungee is when you tie a metal chair to your balls then ducktape the chair to a wall and run as fast as you can in one direction then, either your balls get ripped off or a chair gets slammed into your balls
by The Cheddar man November 14, 2020

Viewer: "that mysticzoopy guy is such a fame-mouse, i wonder how"
Mysticzoopy:"it's cuz every girl i have sex with subscribes to me"
Mysticzoopy:"it's cuz every girl i have sex with subscribes to me"
by Mysticzoopy March 4, 2023

Person 1: "(person 2), your such a cock mouse, you know that?"
Peraon 2: "Im 5'5 so shut the fuck up"
Peraon 2: "Im 5'5 so shut the fuck up"
by Mimmidae May 15, 2019

When you don't feel like working but have to be at work, your only job is to wiggle the mouse to keep from going idle.
"Are you actually working on Black Friday?"
"I mean, not really. I'm just gonna wiggle the mouse for a few hours then go home."
"I mean, not really. I'm just gonna wiggle the mouse for a few hours then go home."
by jobrien80 November 24, 2016
