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Mountain Peaks

When a woman is laying on her back, and her nipples are perky and upright resembling the peak of two mountains-in some cases three.
"Hey Janet just passed out drunk on the floor!"
"So what?"
"The AC is cranked up! Mountain peaks!"
"The hell is wrong with you?"
by Bass Drop Donnie July 3, 2012
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Trouser Mountain

Another way of describing when your penis becomes erect and pushes upward against the crotch of your pants, also known as pitching a tent, standing at attention, morning wood and rising son
Why do you have a trouser mountain while watching those kids play???
by Metallicajunkie October 23, 2018
mugGet the Trouser Mountainmug.

Meat Mountain

A penis so huge it rivals the blue whale's 98-incher.
Celene: "I had to take Chad's Meat Mountain the other day."
by UnusualInsanity June 16, 2023
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Fuck Mountain

We've made it brethren. To our future, to our salvation, to Fuck Mountain.
by SnugisLurp July 22, 2021
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Bush Mountain

(n.) Used primarily with waking up. Generally, it is a girl with a unshaven pussy or beaver that has let it grow a little too much and thusly become a small mountain of pubic hair. Should be used with the adjective of color describing the girl's hair.
Coleman: Hey Vince, I didn't see you last night, what happened I thought you were my ride from the party?
Vince: Ahh Coleman man, I'm really sorry i woke up this morning in Brown Bush Mountain.
Coleman: Sara or Rachel?
Vince: Sara, man!
Coleman: ...I Understand completely...On a side note though...NICEEEEEEEEE
Vince: I KNOW RIGHT?
(High Five)
by VMcG May 31, 2011
mugGet the Bush Mountainmug.

Mountain Mead

The pinnacle of yeast broth technology, also referred to as toilet wine. Most likely marketed using a logo designed on MS Paint or Word.
A-“Hey squire do you want my home brew toilet wine?”
B-“No chief I don’t want your mountain mead”
by El pene November 9, 2018
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Mountain Dushbag

When a dude says he drinks a lot of Mountain Dew and his cum is sterile and dead but when he fucks you and gets you pregnant
by Fuckyoucunt! January 22, 2022
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