Kalispell, Montana

A dead end city that most people never leave.

"I wish I could get out of Kalispell, montana"

by skicskicskic April 3, 2009

Big Montana

A sloppy vagina, with meat curtains that run for miles. It hangs like sleeve of wizard and is so beat up that it looks like Roast Beef.

Her Vagina was nasty, that thing was a Big Montana. I'm tellin' you her Vagina was so loose, I could drive my truck through there.

by chad richardson May 29, 2008

Montana lap rat

Adjective. Hairy, unkempt pussy.

Your momma gotsa montana lap rat between her legs.

by Mark January 28, 2005

chupapi munyanyo

I love you

Chupapi Munyanyo I love you Mang kanore

by Melvin Siminiano January 2, 2021

Montana Red Hot

While getting blown by your gay lover you pull out and ejaculate on his face while pepper-spraying him.

Greg's eyes were swollen shut from an allergic reaction to a Montana red hot.

by greggy Henderson March 30, 2009

tu madre es una bicicleta porque personas montan su

in spanish it means 'your mom is a bicycle because people ride her!' its a great way to diss your friends with out them knowing what the hell your talking about.

your friend: hey your mom is so fat!!
you: oh yeah well 'tu madre es una bicicleta porque personas montan su!'

by tu madre es tu mama June 14, 2011

Montana Cow Poke

Doing a dude in a field behind your farm house and as you are ejaculating you tip over a cow on him.

Greg spent a month in the hospital after two Montana Cow Pokes in the same night.

by Greggy Henderson March 30, 2009