monger dance

The motion that is deliberately made by a man's erect penis "jumping" around during a massage.

One massage therapist to another: " I just finished that man's massage, and he was doing the monger dance the whole time he was face up."

by Massagemaven July 4, 2016

Clout Monger

when you do anything and everything in your power to cook up some relevance

Person one 1: did you hear that new track by blaa blaa blaa

Person 2 : yeah you could tell by the lyrics he was just clout mongering on whatevers hot at the moment. Probably cause he couldn't come up with anything original. Classic move when you fear falling off

Person 1: haha guess you'd call that a failed attempt at stiring up waters to catch fish

by usmaine October 20, 2019

Cupboard Monger

A person who likes to lurk inside of cupboards spying on unsuspecting victims.

hey sim ya dirty cupboard monger. did i hear you spying on me last night while rooting my missus

by Folesy May 30, 2018

Cock monger

A retarded or spastic prostitute who loves cock.

That fucking spastic whore is a real cock mongers

by DiddyD1 August 7, 2021