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Moses

A code word for a tampon. Created at a summer camp out of sheer randomness. After all, Moses parted the red sea.
"I need a Moses, it's that time of the month again!"
by Harvey Jonathon Havok October 4, 2009
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Triple Reverse Moses

The most difficult trick ever attempted on skis, on foot, on the high dive, or the trampoline. It is considered physically impossible by many physicists, but a few legends have stomped them.
That triple reverse moses was noble. Parkour!
by willdebeast November 14, 2011
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house mouses

Damn, Molly has some nice house mouses!
by Jason B March 13, 2003
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moses

An extraordinary woman who prides herself in her dick-taking abilities in many ways. She is turned on by having sexual intercourse in the most grimy places such as dumpsters and sewers. She is only capable of one position, which is on bottom, otherwise she will kill her sexual partner with her weight. When having intercourse with her one will find that she makes the most extravagant sex noises, her most notorious being similar to a seal barking. She lurks in the back of bars and clubs picking out her drunk prey to take advantage of.
I saw a a moses today, then i threw up and gauged my eyes out
by weji December 1, 2010
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MooseSkin

MooseSkin? He's Fabbo!
by MooseSkin June 10, 2003
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Moses Rape

1. Getting raped or mullested by Moses or Moses believer.
2. Trying to convert someone to the new religion called MOSES4LIFE
I was moses raped at the mall last night!
by faieia October 31, 2008
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Moses Move

a polarzing/definitive decision or move ; that "parts the Seas" and divides people into friends vs enemies, interested vs not-interested (romantically) or generally splits a situation into decision tree, generally with two likely outcomes- yes or no, a or b, with little middle ground to negotiate.
If we discontine the ad campaign of X and give Y full run of the site and it doesnt work out for Y, we may never be able to get X back so we should be cautious, it's a Moses Move for sure.
by MikeyG81 June 4, 2009
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