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by Guccipolo November 15, 2025
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Ohh man last night I gave Tom’s mom a Des Moines special she loved it so much that I’m coming back tommorw to give her round 2!
by A1aric December 30, 2025
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If you don't want your gravestone to read, "Missed the point --- pissed the moint", you should closely listen and comprehend what your intergalactic tour-guide tells you about the dangerous plants and animals on a particular planet or asteroid that you're planning on visiting.
by QuacksO October 23, 2019
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