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closed missionary position

male-female sex position: the woman lies on her back with her legs together (closed). The man lowers himself on top of her, with his legs spread, and enters her with his legs straddling her. This positions is generally preferred, over missionary, by men having intercourse with women with a larger/looser vagina (due to childbirth, etc.), as the women's legs being closed provides a false sensation of tightness on the penis.
Steve: "How is sex with your wife now that she's had two kids?"
Jon: "Well, her vagina got pretty baggy after she gave birth to our second kid, so we've had to do a lot more closed missionary position so I can feel anything at all."
by lando-california July 23, 2021
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Bust a mission

"Dang, gotta go to the dentist today..."
"Go bust a mission, stud."
by kisa. August 8, 2009
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mission ing

mission ing
To go on a mission like running an errand...

Thiefing something, car stereos, headlights, rims, computers, etc... --

look for things to steal in the middle of night...radios, hubcaps, headlights, garbage cans, etc...

Mission: Impossible...
to go out on a scavenger hunt...

Mission ing...
I went Mission ing last night for a hubcap...It was a successful mission...
by blthrskt October 16, 2009
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Mission Creep

When a local law enforcement unit conducts a long term investigation, and a federal agent slowly inserts themselves towards the end of this investigations just to be part of the raid that arrests the target so they can get credit and look like the hero at the press conference.
"Who's this Joe guy and why is he suiting up with us for the raid?"
"He's a Fed. Mission Creep."
"Gotcha"
by John E. Law November 30, 2019
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Prisoner Missionary

While in prison, a bigger man(Bubba) corners your and fucks you missionary style, which involves flipping the balls up and fucking you in the ass face to face.
I was in cell 19 and Bubba banged me prisoner missionary, my balls are killing me!
by meechuacon September 30, 2011
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Shawnee Mission North

the school all the wyandotte county kids get transferred to because the schools in their county are worse than SMN.
Shawnee Mission North is the high school for the poor Joco Kids (there's only a couple kids part of a higher income family)
Eastkid1: is that a north kid?
Eastkid2: yes probably doesn't even live in JoCo. most likely a transfer from the Dotte
by badbitchville August 22, 2017
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Dummy mission

This is when a female calls a guy over to come over her place to have sex even especially late at night and giving them the wrong address. As the years got on and the girls got smarter they re-route guys that are rich and got great cars and bling jewelry to get rob and car jack by their real boyfriends.
Girl don’t send me on no dummy mission. Don’t give me your phone number if you not seriously about giving me a chance for us to get married one day. Don’t waste my time thinking I want to love you just to fuck you one time Amen.
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