Miroslav

fekalny fantom

“pancelka viete aku ma Miroslav prezyvku?”
“neviem”
“FEKALNY FANTOM”

by fingerdestroyer3000 December 20, 2023

microwave honeybun

A microwave honeybun is a weapon towards the homeless. people put honeybuns in the microwave to build up heat so it can burn the homeless people.

Ty: did you see that homeless man today
DJ: yea bro he on the wrong street let’s go get some microwave honeybuns.

by Funnyweirdnotfunnyhaha January 31, 2024

Microwave Tease

When you reheat leftovers in the microwave, and despite testing some of the food to make sure it’s hot the rest of it is still cold.

Last night my microwave teased me, so I just ate my poutine cold

by Jaymes175 February 4, 2024

Miroslava

A demon from hell that comes to New York kill people she takes the form of a little girl with a high pitched voice and curly hair with braces she is found at the schools wings academy

O shoot Miroslava killed my cousin Blake Anderson

by anonymous November 19, 2023

Miroslava

A selfish bitch

“Oooooh, she’s such a Miroslava”

by I_amawolf145 November 21, 2023

Microwave vision truckload

Where a gay boy wanks his dad of inside of a truck over a microwave and screams big batty Alex dexters nephew Tommy (John grays sister lily loves jimmy jimbos cock)

Stop microwave vision truckload Ross herriot

by Brianselliotpussydestroyer February 29, 2024

microwave edging

When you stop your microwave with less than 5 seconds remaining.

I didn't want to wake anyone up, so I was microwave edging.

by ItsV01D March 7, 2024