Melt

Someone who over complicates something for the sake of it causing annoyance to colleagues.

"Tim is such a melt"

by Funsp123 December 8, 2022

Meat melt

When someone is being an absolute cretin

Stop being a meat melt

by Turtle20569 September 12, 2021

Melting

A daily occurrence where two people destined to be together use adorable and loving phrases in an attempt to cause the other to figuratively 'melt' into a puddle of their own feelings.

I can't believe you took the time to make a list of things you wanted to ask me on how my life's going. I'm melting.

by Person #65195848946216458 March 10, 2024

melt

verb
-to feel flustered over a romantic situation, whether it's towards you or anyone else.

"You don't need to be perfect to be with me... because I love you."
"Oh.... That made me melt..."

by raphael_1254 May 4, 2022

Melted poop

Melted poop - Diarrhea, or loose stool.

5 yr old Daughter - I just went to the bathroom and I have melted poop.

by Myrtlez71 May 16, 2021

Melted Snowman

The act of rolling your penis into the shape of a ball, then grabbing both testicles, smushing them together, then proceeding to shove it into your partner's mouth, then ejaculating, causing a Melted Snowman.

Dad: Hey kids, do you want to make a melted snowman?

Kids: Yes daddy!

Or

Come here bitch lemme give you a melted snowman!

by TrippyTabs May 24, 2024

MELTED WELLIED

To be overly refreshed with fun things to the point of replication ones self of a octopus wearing welly and being torched into a splat of gurney confusion and speaking utter bollocks or trout faced cod shit

Mate those things were well strong!! They turned me into a melted wellied starte of gurn.

by munk i spose May 18, 2018