The greatest girl on earth the most beautiful and spectacular girl you will ever meet in your life. She makes your bed when you least expect it she runs your back so well you dont want to keep asking but do anyway. She is always there for you and makes you feel incredibly special. She is the greatest girlfriend you could ever have and she is the most supportive, loving and cute girl that you want to be with forever. But unfortunately she is mine forever!!
by Kg1017 January 22, 2020

For a man, the meaning of life is to bust your nut into as many asses as possible.
For a woman, the meaning of life is to find the best nut you can and put it into your ass.
For a woman, the meaning of life is to find the best nut you can and put it into your ass.
I have achieved the meaning of life.
-Don Juan
I have failed to achieve the meaning of life.
-Oprah Winfrey
-Don Juan
I have failed to achieve the meaning of life.
-Oprah Winfrey
by Babby April 19, 2016

apparently the woman who lives somewhere in newport shropshire says that she hates her son and so does everybody else.
by omaewamoushinderu May 24, 2020

by Liv_thebaddest February 18, 2022

ex 1:
Bobby: *tells funny story*
Jennifer: "Damn, that joke was mean yogurt!"
ex 2:
Penelope: "I got laid last night"
Francesca: "Mean yogurt!"
Bobby: *tells funny story*
Jennifer: "Damn, that joke was mean yogurt!"
ex 2:
Penelope: "I got laid last night"
Francesca: "Mean yogurt!"
by where_she_at July 10, 2018

by anonymous February 4, 2022

Joe mean is for when you really want someone to understand something you are saying. A fast and more aggressive way of saying ‘do you know what I mean’
by Building Life June 17, 2020
