Peyton Manning

Quarterback for the Indianapolis Colts - 2 time league MVP - is unstoppable, apart from when he's in snowy weather, in a place called Foxboro, in the playoffs, or against a team named the Patriots. Likes to think that Indiapolis is a team, but knows that he alone is the Colts.

Marvin : Yo Peyton, we're off to Foxboro to play the Pats in the playoffs - WOOHOO!!!!
Peyton : *curls into a ball*
Weather reporter on TV : And in Foxboro this week, it's going to be snowing non-stop...
Peyton : *slashes wrists*

by MartinezPatriot17 September 8, 2005

Matt Manning

The amazing bassist for the post hardcore band From First To Last.

fftl fan 1: "Did you see from first to last last night ?
fftl fan 2: "Yes, Matt Manning tore up the bass !"

by Karen Kacenski July 7, 2008

ELi Manning

2004's Number 1 draft pick one of the best football players.& people need to stop saying that he not as good as peyton even tho hes not but remember peyton's been playin for like 10 years & Elis only been playing for 4. Really Hot & also hes the QB for the Giants!

Damn that Eli Manning's Fine & not just n football but looks

by madalyn November 25, 2007

Peyton Manning

a very good QB for the Colts. Many people on here say he's a choker, but its the team that chokes. Tom Brady appears to be better because he has a better team, when in reality, Manning and Brady have equal talent. People who hate on him for his commercials are just jealous because their QB doesn't get asked to do commercials. Manning still has a Superbowl win in him, probably more.

Peyton Manning is a beast. Some people are just so jealous. It makes me sad for them.

by lAcEyIsCoOl August 8, 2011

out-manned

When a woman is with a man way out of her league she has been out-manned.

When snaggle tooth Sandy walks into the bar with a sexy man whore look alike her friends whisper to one another, "Sandy has really been out-manned this time!"

by Becks and Fede November 7, 2007

dirty dhar mann

When dhar man makes porn videos

Hey guys its me dirty dhar mann I hope you enjoyed this porn video!

by yuf7uf3ivue October 18, 2021

mannimal

The act of picking up a local bar wench and having anal sex with her in the back seat of an American made '70s classic car, usually in front of said wench's own home.

Pickings were slim at last call so I totally decided to do this chick mannimal style.

by TwistedSteelSexAppeal May 5, 2013