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The new marijuana

Let's make a 1000000 story building this generation so we can say the new marijuana is growing well?
by Cody5050 January 26, 2022
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marijuana mini

A stick of weed, usually Thai Buddha. Named after notorious Redcliffe drug dealer Minnie Simmonds, also called Marijuana Minnie, who controlled the drug trade on the Redcliffe Peninsula in the 1970s. Also called M2 or more commonly a mini.
Justine: Hey bro, can you slide a Marijuana Mini my way tonight?
Dealer L: Sure Juzman. Come on over at 6 and I'll have some M2 ready to go on.
Justine: Sweetness
by Lovecave Leroy January 28, 2019
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Marijuana Psychosis

You know (as a matter of absolute certainty) that a man would NEVER get that ruling. EVER. He could get arrested to jay walking and, in court, the defense could USE THAT EXACT DEFENSE... And THE MAN (Taylor) would be punished... HARDER. They would sentence him to 15 years for jay walking. They'd laugh at him for suggesting that he had "Marijuana Pshycosis." But MAYBE I'm wrong. Maybe I'm wrong. So, just in case... Let's ask the expert on what would happen if women were men: TAYLOR SWIFT!
Hym "Hey, Taylor... So... What would happen to the Marijuana Psychosis girl if she was a man? Because she got ZERO prison time and some community service... So, if A MAN... Smoked some weed... And then stabbed he girlfriend 108 times... I mean, men have it easier and are rewarded for less, right? They probably would have given the guy a million dollars, right? A million dollars and a new girlfriend to stab! That's what would have happened if SHE was a man... And her dick would be bigger than mine... Am I close? Is that in the ballpark of what you think you happen? See, I always defer to the experts so I'll let Taylor Swift explain this one. What do you think, Taylor? Why aren't women culpable for their actions in the same way that men are? It's almost like their level of agency is considered to be diminished in such a way that when they commit horrific crimes they can't or shouldn't be held accountable in the same way that a man would... Weird... I wonder why that is... But whatever. I guess you can just get high and got rape a bunch of women and call it Marijuana Pshycosis now. I'll make sure I smoke wome weed before I murder any children and then it'll just be the 'Marijuana Psychosis' taking over."
by Hym Iam February 10, 2024
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marijuana jesus

marijuana jesus is a person who smokes the holy plant cannabis, walks on water, and is made up.
marijuana jesus: that was some nice bud judas
judas: im gonna go betray you and smoke all your weed
by marijuana jesus December 9, 2016
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Marijuana

Rolling marijuana that’s a cheap vacation
by Younggethann March 19, 2019
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marijuana's

Multiple Or Multiples Of Grams Of Weed
How many marijuana's do you need

All The Marijuana's
by KrownBic🔥 May 7, 2020
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Marijuana

A green plant that makes you happy and horny
-Bro my dick is hard cuz of Marijuana

+ Same bro, does being stoned gives you the urge to suck dick too? No homo
by Brbmartinez October 1, 2021
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