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Beast machine

Noun: A term coined by online gamers meaning someone who is (or thinks they are) very good at what they are doing. Usually used in a sarcastic way to name someone who is terrible at what they are doing.
Wow, that guy with zero kills is a fucking beast machine.
by TekJanson July 1, 2009
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Dojiin Machine

Pronounced dO-Jean and of course you know machine.

Japanese girls who only date black guys. Normally wearing all brand name clothing, underdressed for the weather and situation, and too much make up.
"I think she's hot, man."

"Yeah, you got no chance. She's a dojiin machine."
by Anguijm December 3, 2006
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Virtual Machine

Software used as a computer, but not a real one. Often used to test malware, antivirus, and other software. Also used by hackers to hide their real PC.
Person 1: I'm testing BonziBUDDY, Protegent, SpySherrif and MEMZ.
Person 2: Using a virtual machine?
Person 1: Nope.
Person 2: YOU'RE CRAZY MAN YOU'RE GONNA REK YOUR PC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by SkeletonGuy November 15, 2018
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Bitch Machine

My little sister bought some Barbies fresh off the bitch machine this weekend.
by Muhruhmbah Bear October 21, 2008
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Boob Machine

Her boobs defy logic! What a boob machine.
by Ann M October 15, 2006
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The Machine Gun

When a guy gets a BJ from a random woman and pulls out, nuts on her face, and screams RAT-TATTA-TATTA
Friend: Hey man what did you do to her last night?
You: Oh I just gave her The Machine Gun all over her face
by MistxLobsters August 3, 2017
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green machine

when you puke in a girl's vagina while giving oral sex
OMG MOM!!!! Rob green machined me last night and it keeps leaking out!!!!!!
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