Lard Stick

A really fat person

Look at that Lard stick, he's so fat

by yourmom May 25, 2003

lardarse

1. one who begs from all and tends to be demoted from any senior positions.
2. someone who rides big females; his penis tends to be erected and placed into her belly button as the vagina is to hard to find.
3. usually related to as a 'Christie'

kayleigh: hey rupert, i heard your mate was a lardarse last night.
rupert: yeahh he done that fatty hard in the belly button.
kayleigh: i heard he got a demotion the other day too, things dont seem to be looking up for this weiner.
rupert: his not a weiner he is a boy full of lard. a.k.a lardarse fatty boom boom

by iaintnolardarse January 23, 2012

leardle

a shiny food serving utensil with comical qualitys for use with dizzy blonds

sluurp from my leardle!

by Jake De-Leardy May 4, 2003

lardetarian

An ignorant fatty who considers herself to be a vegetarian even though she consumes vast quantities of beef tallow, chicken stock, gelatin and other nasty animal products.

Trish thinks she's superior because she doesn't eat meat, but she's just a lardetarian.

by AJ December 18, 2003

lardyboy

Fat man. Someone who's eaten all the pies. Not a nice name to call someone.

Oi! Lardyboy! Get some f*ckin' exercise!

by richnfamous August 4, 2009

lardwad

a big piece of fatass bitch who likes to eat. But rememeber he thinks he is a thinny guy.

MARK : hey man that guy it's JAIBA.
CIERA: yes. WHAT A LARDWAD !

by jaipz November 17, 2010

luandi

A small hairy animal which resides in the central belt of scotland. It is the only species known to man which is entirly lesbian. How they reproduce remains a mystery to scientists, some believe they rape more vunerable animals like a drunk beaver, or a impressionable squirl. The "luandi" is an extreamly agressive and sexualy driven animal and is responsible for 47% of all sexual attacks in scotland alone.
They are known to be unable to produce any saliva so there is usually no lubrication during the attacks.

I was attacked by a luandi in the glen

by The bastard of scotland July 3, 2019