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Lana Sex

Lana sex is the reverse of anal sex. This is where you pince a loaf in the womans vagina, then have sex with her.
Dick: Hello Fanny, do you fancy some lana sex?
Fanny: I sure do Dick!
Dick: (removes trousers and crimps one out).
Fanny: Ooh Dick that feels so good, it's like you are doing bad things to my bottom, without the pain!
by wootwootwoot February 11, 2007
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Lana

Anal spelled backwords - A reference to male prison bonding (ya know what I mean) Used as a proper name.
Hey I heard Joe introduced Ted to Lana
by Neil Q. July 12, 2005
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Lana Del Rey

The Christopher Columbus of alternative music. She receives credit for making an entire genre when Björk and Kate Bush did this first and even modern time Lorde paved the way for many popular alternative artists today. You would use this term to refer to cultural appropriating, incest supporting, and abuse glamorizing trump supporters, who have a large following gay white (men).

Synonyms include: Karen, Maga Del Rey, Republican woman
Friend: Did you hear about the woman wearing a headdress at the trump rally?
You: No way, really? That’s so Lana Del Rey.
by anal del reycist November 20, 2020
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Lana del rey fan

most retarded, stupid, jobless fanbase ever. not as bad as bg and armys tho obvi
someone : i stan lana del fat, i am a Lana del rey fan 🥺
me: KYS FUGLY WHORE
by Ayesshasslut June 30, 2022
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Lana Del Reying

Spitting on your fans.
Following Lana Del Rey`s second concert cancellation in a row just a week before when it was supposed to be held as part of a Festival in Israel.
The official reason for the cancellation was due to the fact that she wanted to perform on the Palestinian side as well but couldn't arrange it (Yea, cause most Gazans usually listen to Lana Del Rey after attending mosque, yiishhh).
Dude, did you hear? Elton John just Lana Del Reyd his Greek fans removing his concert in Athens from the tour.

Man, yesterday's Metallica's concert was a total Lana Del Reying, they played for merely 60 minutes and didn't even come back for encore
by ronydimebag September 2, 2018
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lana

Lana is "anal" spelt backwards. This is a hilarious way to represent or mention the word "anal" in conversations or innapropriate situations...mainly because it sounds like a girl's name. Speaking from experience, it is also plausible to make many puns related to butt secks. Knowing the fact that this word is the reverse spelling of "anal" consequently means you will now find it very difficult to keep a straight face when you engage in a conversation with a girl named Lana.
"Man, Lana can surely be a tight-ass sometimes..."

"Oh loosen up will you Lana...im only poking fun"

"Hey Kate! why don't you hop into my window-less van and we go for a ride ...and perhaps i can introduce you to Lana?"
by Gundeh July 5, 2008
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LaDanian

Ladanian is an asshole
by RetroByrd September 1, 2020
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