La Munde

Trying to get in a girl's pants by lying about one's moral values, only to be interrupted by someone else that counters the moral lies.
"Oh I don't drink anymore, I ju-

"Dude I got a six pack in the back, lets hit the beach!"

Prime example of La Munde
by Cazadero May 11, 2009
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la crack

Another name for La Croix mineral water, a very addicting substance.
Dude, I gotta lay of the la crack. I went through a whole case yesterday.
by applebananaorange September 22, 2015
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La Cusine

La Cusine did the best pizzas in Bristol Town, the 16 inch Le Pepperoni, mix grill, the mexican, charquteri or the legendary grease-galore Meat feast. So many memories the friendly staff, the random pictures of dogs and motorcycles on the wall and most importantly the cheapest prices. Now though; the shutters have been down for a year or two, thus Bristolians depair at the demise of La Cusine: Our take away you can never fully take away from our hearts... now I'm off to cry allover a shitty Mccain's Microwavable Pizza.
Nick- Remember that delicious Pizzaria - La Cusine?

Ben- Of course! I'm not a Lobotomized Sausage Muncher.

Nick- Well some say..They saw smoke rising from the chimneys. The factory was back in business! But not a single person has been seen going into La Cusine, or coming out of it! I think it's oompa loompas or illegal imigrant workers.

Ben- Keep dreaming La Cusine is no more. Besides oompa loompas are extinct while imigrants are smelted down and turned into WD40 & kebab meat.

Nick- You make an interesting point, but please leave my bathroom I need to shave my legs.

Ben- No.

Nick- Yes.

Ben- ok
by tmeucci June 27, 2011
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la siesta

when extremely hammered, you take a quick nap at the bar, and quickly recover when awakened
Hey, is Brian ok?" "Yeah, he is in la siesta mode, just wake him up and buy him another shot. and ask if he can pick us up on the quad.
by TWSawesome August 03, 2010
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La Signora

“i stayed up until 3 am reading la signora smut
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La Canada

One of the richest suburbs in LA. Its ZIP code of 91011 ranks the city as the 113th most expensive city to live in the US, and one of the 100 highest-income places with a population of at least 10,000, La Canada currently ranks 38th. La Canada is the 18th most affluent city in the US, according to Forbes. Home to many celebrities past and present, including Miley Cyrus, Kevin Costner, Haley Joel Osment, Angela Bassett, Bill Plaschke, and Manny Ramirez of the LA Dodgers.
La Canada is the best city in So Cal
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Las Vegas

I have lived in Las Vegas all my life, so get ready:
There is a big difference between the strip and the rest of Las Vegas (or at least the Eastern Side) The strip is beautiful, but most of the residents here don't go down there very often. We used to have field trips and go down to some of the casinos, but thanks to the economic crisis, the government has cut out ALL field trips for public schools. Our teachers are underpaid, our schools waste our money when we should be spending it on education, and most of our schools are people who are illegal from Mexico.

However, we do have great magnet schools here in Vegas. If you are into perfoming arts, LVA is for you! Our magnet schools are excellent programs.

Almost everything is open 24/7 or open till like midnight. However, almost all of our movie theaters are in casinos (which i sometimes a problem for younger kids) and we only have 1 miniature golf course in the Adventuredome at Circus Circus Casino.

It's very hot here during summer, so bring lots of water. If you are going to the strip, bring extra cash. Things can get pricey up here. Just remeber there is more to Vegas than Strippers and gambling.
PS BEST BUFFETS EVER!
Tourist: Your city is amazing!
Resident: Hahaha well than obviously you haven't seen Las Vegas' education!
by Little Miss President October 30, 2008
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