Crap-Lagged

When lag occurs due to heavy downloading of needless crap on your computer. May be from downloading too many videos, games, music,and never deleting any.

Dude, Stop downloading all that stuff on your computer or it will be crap-lagged.

by Liberate March 15, 2009

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Lag Bird

When there is a group of people in a First Person Shooter or Third Person Shooter game type lobby with a bad lag. While a lag flock would be a host migration in a game such like Call of Duty.

"God Damn that Lag Bird!" "Wow it's a Lag Flock!"

by LULZ TRUCK BUT FARIS IS GEY March 14, 2013

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railroad lag

Some asshat typing in continuous ######## into a chat room window until the room becomes so slow that it no longer works.

Jack: Yeah, we can go find some-

Jill: ######################## (repeat forever)

Jack: Fuck you, you're stopping the fucking chat with railroad lag!

Jill: #################### (repeat forever)

-chat then freezes-

by Lilyitha January 6, 2014

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Beautiful lag

A sexy and distinguished individual.

You sir are a beautiful lag.

by Lector charms May 11, 2014

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Cock Lag

When a man is getting tired while having sex and his hips start to slow to choppy spaced thrusts.

"I mean he's hot on the outside but he has Cock Lag so it isn't worth it"
"Bro, I wanted to fuck her so hard but I was getting hella Cock Lag"

by Yuulu November 30, 2016

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Jack Lag

The adverse affects of a drastic change in one's masturbation cycle. Symptoms include (but are not limited to): blue-balls, fatigue, insomnia, irritation, aggressive behavior, impaired short-term memory, inability to focus, depression, and suicidal thoughts. If you or some bro you know is suffering from any of these symptoms as a result of celibacy, please seek professional help immediately.

My mom is staying with me for the holidays, so I've got some pretty bad Jack Lag.

by Killerontheroad January 20, 2016

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