Jack Lag

The adverse affects of a drastic change in one's masturbation cycle. Symptoms include (but are not limited to): blue-balls, fatigue, insomnia, irritation, aggressive behavior, impaired short-term memory, inability to focus, depression, and suicidal thoughts. If you or some bro you know is suffering from any of these symptoms as a result of celibacy, please seek professional help immediately.

My mom is staying with me for the holidays, so I've got some pretty bad Jack Lag.

by Killerontheroad January 20, 2016

Jake-lag

the state of tiredness similar to that of jet lag one gets from staying up all night talking to jake , but no regrets bc it’s jake and he is amazing

hey man y r u so tired
fam, ive got super bad jake-lag bc i was talking to jake all night

by Xx_EV13_xX October 2, 2020

lag (dev)

lag (dev) is an amazing cs3 developer. he works alongside cloudburst and blue who join forces like the power rangers in order to deliver the best movie experience.

"lag (dev) is so amazing"
- jonathan stephens
"lag (dev) turns me on"
- katie sterling

by TotallyNotJpants October 17, 2022

Crap-Lagged

When lag occurs due to heavy downloading of needless crap on your computer. May be from downloading too many videos, games, music,and never deleting any.

Dude, Stop downloading all that stuff on your computer or it will be crap-lagged.

by Liberate March 15, 2009

Cock Lag

When a man is getting tired while having sex and his hips start to slow to choppy spaced thrusts.

"I mean he's hot on the outside but he has Cock Lag so it isn't worth it"
"Bro, I wanted to fuck her so hard but I was getting hella Cock Lag"

by Yuulu November 30, 2016

jolty lag

Are you suffering from a severe case of jolty lag?

Jolty lag is when you're in a game or rocket league and your car and the ball jumps forward at random times. Not to be confused with normal lag.

Mate I was severing from the worst case of jolty lag on Rocket League last night

by MLG_Sam August 17, 2016

Universal Lag

The little time that seperates what you do online from what others do. This usually split-second time difference can seriously deduct from online gaming skill.

Example 1:
Guy1:*Gets sniped right as he released a shot at the other sniper, universal lag making it so he never really shot due to the fact that he shot at the last second, the server not taking notice of it due to universal lag* DAMN UNIVERSAL LAG!!

Example 2:
Guy1's screen:
Guy1: I love you.
Girl1: You never say you love me, I'm leaving you.

Girl1's screen:
Girl1: You never say you love me, I'm leaving you.
Guy1: I love you.

by ThePerfectionist November 15, 2010