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Midnight Lemonade

When someone urinates on your forehead whilst you slumber
by Hollmilk October 9, 2019
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Selena_lemon

Selena_lemon is a tiktok account with the funniest content ever, they are so kind and amazing and all around just the best person ever!

Ily <3
Have you ever heard of Selena_lemon
Yeah shes my favorite tiktok account!!
by Chatsme0w July 5, 2021
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Bringing the lemon

Inviting or allowing a loser or otherwise social reject to join your group. It usually occurs when an otherwise cool person allows an uncool person to tag along.
Hey, there's Jake, but why is Sam with him?

Oh, Jake's bringing the lemon again.
by SnowDude5487222 October 14, 2010
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attack i pod lemon

some idiotic peice of shit who cant write a definiton with a damm
(person 1)hey have you heard of attack i pod lemon
(person 2)Ooh yeah FUCK THAT MORON.
by attack i pod lemon May 14, 2021
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lemon center

the lemony coloured discharge streak in a womans knickers
fucking hell you shoulda seen her knickers - she had lemon centers in them !!!
by Darryl Barry June 21, 2007
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lemon juicing

Noun
1. a sexual activity in which one partner (Partner-A, the lemon-juicer) lies down on their back with their chin pointing upward, while the other partner (Partner-B, the Lemon) squats, spreads their buttocks, and then places their anus around the tip of Partner-A's chin. Partner-B then spins themselves in a counter-clockwise direction until fluid from their anus is squeezed out and begins to flow into Partner-A's mouth. This sexual act has been colloquially dubbed "Lemon-Juicing" due to its visual resemblance to the scene of a lemon fruit being juiced. Partner-A’s chin is said to resemble a tool known as a Lemon-Juicer that is used in the lemon juicing process, while Partner-B’s anus is said to resemble the half of a lemon fruit that is undergoing the juicing process.
Examples:
- Since the two of them saw fit to begin lemon juicing while the night was young, he delicately spread his ass cheeks and sat on her chin until the fluid ran into her mouth.

- “Bro, Charles and Haley were totally lemon juicing on the couch earlier, and Charles told me he drank all of the ass-juices himself!”
by Delta January 29, 2017
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Lamons

One of the most annoying people on the planet. Usually tries to make conversation with people who aren't paying attention to him. He constantly talks about Texas, brisket, and coaching football. When there is work to be done, he bitches about his family being in complete disarray, ASF or coaching highschool football. His nickname is wedge...ie a simple tool.
God, I hate Lamons, I wish he would shut the hell up!
by Distasio9 November 28, 2009
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