Kyle

The best person you will ever meet, so sweet and so kind everything he does makes you smile, makes you laugh like you’ve never laughed before, makes the best boyfriend and you fall in love with him immediately, very cute and is very funny

Girl 1- you have a boyfriend?
Girl 2- yes it’s Kyle he’s fucking amazing

by Simp_1 April 25, 2021

Kyle

Kyle drinks Monster Energy, punches holes in drywall, still plays Black Ops II even though it is 2019, hates his dad, rides a Razor scooter even though he is 17, probably has a criminal record and wears a Monster Energy snapback.

Mom: Kyle we are going to see dad in the hospital
Kyle: Get the fuck out of my room bitch im playing Call of Duty (punches hole in drywall)

by Gekyume Dwayne Ricardo Onfroy June 19, 2019

Kyle

Sometimes two faced but really nice when he's not two faced. He has a big heart, open to all! Mostly shy but when you get to know him he’s extremely funny and is a great friend. He doesn’t stick to his word though, but he can keep certain secrets!

Friend : Don’t speak to them nor be friends with them, shes such a bitch. We don’t want you to get your feeling hurt!

Kyle : Okay, i won’t speak to them.

*speaks to the person his friends tell him not to be friends with*

by Unknown Grapefruit May 22, 2019

Kyle

A batty man who has a white van and fingers little children in his spare time.

I saw Kyle looking at kids yesterday

by Funniest guy on the planet November 11, 2019

Kyle

A kid who grew up with a fat dad that drinks too much monster and eats to much monster ham, look it up on google, he likes motocross and dirt bikes. He is very boring and likes to dress as an animal. (A furry)

Your such a Kyle you stupit boi.

by Gekyume's Foreskin NIBBA May 3, 2019

Kyle

Kyle is a HOMELESS GAY ASS BITCH he wants males to shows him their dicks note to mind this is kyle's parents biggest,gravest mistake oh wait he doesn't have any.HE WAS BORN FROM A TRASH CAN.

dude yesterday a gay ass bitch name kyle made me show him my dick.

by Bitch I am fabulous December 9, 2019

Kylee

kylee is a cute girl usually emo, but not really emo but... emo, She is a good girlfriend sometimes and will love you asf, !on baby! she’s cute and likes black n has a cute kitty named Louie u can pet.. if ur nice😒, she likes boys with very black hair coz yk.. she emo, she likes alexias because alexias are really nice, kylee has big boobs too which is also cool. She is the best worst girl ever, you’ll never find another like her😊

Kylee boobs are so big bro!

by KyleePrettyGirl June 24, 2020