A term, derived from Olde English, used to describe something that you should never see, or something that you have seen and wish you hadn't.
The origin of the term dates back to the mid-seventeenth century, where candlemakers in England would often check the temperature of molten wax using their tallywhacker.
The origin of the term dates back to the mid-seventeenth century, where candlemakers in England would often check the temperature of molten wax using their tallywhacker.
by Ivor Scenit August 10, 2006
Get the Chandler's Knobmug. by am#1 March 27, 2010
Get the hopping knobsmug. A person who does not like a movie that the person in question loves. ESPECIALLY, Pirates of the Carribean 3.
"OMG, you're such a doork-knob. You dont like POTC3!!!"
OR
"OMG rob, you're such a doork-knob! lol!"
OR
"OMG rob, you're such a doork-knob! lol!"
by OMGAM January 8, 2009
Get the Doork-Knobmug. by Nemo_R_A November 28, 2004
Get the Throbbing Knobmug. Its an alternate name for the spiderman character green goblin. The knob goblin is a person that gobbles knobs. Sucks meat off the bone. Someone that enjoys eating throbbing cocks with gigantic veins and swallowng massive loads!
As Jimmy Tootuls grows angry he turns into the knob goblin, eating every cock in site and swallowing ocean size loads of jizz!!!
by JUMBO LEGO November 16, 2009
Get the Knob Goblinmug. Get out, but also making fun terms such as 'kick rocks' and 'do work' because said terms are freaking pointless
by Bill Overlode May 5, 2010
Get the turn knobsmug. when you masterbate using some sort of lube and it hardens on your dick and you can't get it off so it is permanently hard and you could break someones nose if you turkey slapped them
"broooo he has a stiffy"
"nah mate it's just an iron knob"
"what did he use?"
"honey"
"how long has he had it?"
"2 years"
"nah mate it's just an iron knob"
"what did he use?"
"honey"
"how long has he had it?"
"2 years"
by 69696966969696969696969696969 February 14, 2009
Get the iron knobmug.