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Kirked

by TTTAB November 9, 2025
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Kirk

A really shit dad who chooses alcohol over his kids. Has a tendency to beat his children's mother because he's a big pussy and would never hit a male. He has a sister who can't look after her kids and the social have to do it for her. Kirk is an all round lanky streak of piss who sits in a pub with all his low life friends.
God that guy is such a Kirk.

Look after your children... don't be like Kirk.

Is that Kirk in the Pub? Most definitely.

God did you see Kirk beat that woman. That's so like Kirk.
by Trollface123 March 4, 2017
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Charlie Kirked

The money shot at the end of a porno, when liquid suddenly gushes forth.
Oh man I just Charlie Kirked all over that chick's face
by The bootynator September 11, 2025
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Charlie Kirk unlucky landing

The EVIL Fortnite POI where Charlie Kirk opened a misfortune cookie and then got immediately shot in the neck.
Something something Candace Owens.
"Woah, this cookie says i'm going to get shot in the neck!"
"Charlie Kirk unlucky landing evil fortnite POI ow ow I'm getting shot lowk."
by JohnGlue October 26, 2025
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kirk delph

A California Conservative that can’t admit to being wrong when he’s wrong. If he were to move out of California to a actual conservative state he’d be considered a Liberal
Capt Kirk Delph is a left leaning Cali conservative
by Dbadd21 October 15, 2020
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Kirk

Slang for neck, comes from that bum Charlie Kirk getting neck tapped
Bro it’s been a minute, need some Kirk fr
by Best Based Lord October 10, 2025
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Kirk

"wsg big kirk" "thats my kirk"
by Ilovefentanyl September 15, 2025
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