i love you so much keith
by r1oooo November 14, 2021
Get the keithmug. An American gun-nut, homophobe, racist, transphobe, and far-right political wannabe who has lost every election he's contested. Sometimes wrongly known as "Keith R. Swank"
He became known on 27 March 2023 when he made a dumb post on Twitter calling for teachers to be armed.
He regularly posts homophobic and transphobic tweets in a style known as "being an Arsewank"
He claims to have served in the military and the police force. Whilst his military service has never been proven, his police employment has been verified by the existence of a report of the disciplinary proceedings when he was suspended without pay for his part in an "ethnic slur" offence.
Arsewank day is now celebrated on 27 March
He became known on 27 March 2023 when he made a dumb post on Twitter calling for teachers to be armed.
He regularly posts homophobic and transphobic tweets in a style known as "being an Arsewank"
He claims to have served in the military and the police force. Whilst his military service has never been proven, his police employment has been verified by the existence of a report of the disciplinary proceedings when he was suspended without pay for his part in an "ethnic slur" offence.
Arsewank day is now celebrated on 27 March
by keithArsewank July 5, 2023
Get the Keith Arsewankmug. 
(Verb) when a person agrees to do something but becomes too fucked up to follow through with their end of the deal.
Takes it's name from Keith Moon, the drummer of The Who, who on October 21st, 1976 passed out while behind his drum kit during a show in Toronto. This resulted in bassist Pete Townshend asking the crowd "Can anybody play the drums?" before pulling a young drummer from the crowd to finish the show.
Takes it's name from Keith Moon, the drummer of The Who, who on October 21st, 1976 passed out while behind his drum kit during a show in Toronto. This resulted in bassist Pete Townshend asking the crowd "Can anybody play the drums?" before pulling a young drummer from the crowd to finish the show.
by JoeStoner5446 August 9, 2015
Get the Keith Moonedmug. The one guy that always sweats at Tetris and can't touch the net on a basketball hoop if his life depended on it. never ever touches grass because he plays too much Tetris.
Keith go touch some grass
by Isolation19 March 29, 2022
Get the Keithmug. A guy who thinks he's weird even though he is not. Usually plays video games because he thinks it's everything he can describe his day. Actually he is not a weird one because some people don't know him yet but when you get to know him he'll be someone you wish to be a permanent part of your life. He is a good friend and a Keith is very passionate with the things he wants to aim.
by Swiftayyyy June 8, 2021
Get the Keithmug. by Zane from discord May 21, 2022
Get the Keithmug.