Kyle

Kyle is the friend of a lifetime. He is exceeds at everything he does and also exceeds at making friends, he is a bit socially awkward, but I could care less because of how good of a friend he is!

Yo is that kyle?
Ya it is, lets get his autograph

by timtomtack October 16, 2019

Kyle

Kyle is one of the best people you can ever meet in your life. If you come across one, keep him close. He's a person who should be cherished greatly and you should always let a Kyle know how much he really means to you. He will always be there for you to cheer you up. Never take him for granted. You will never meet someone as funny and caring as Kyle. Consider yourself lucky if you know a Kyle. If you are a Kyle, you should know that you are the best person out there. Every Kyle is unique and not all drink monster. Some Kyle's are sensitive and like to have nice calls with you and cycle crazy distances. He may also have a thing for legs but if you see his you will see why he loves legs. Kyle, you are so, so loved. Happy birthday my friend :)

"Did you see that guy over there? He gives off the most immaculate vibe ever."
"Yeah that's Kyle. He's the best cyclist I've ever seen. I'm proud to call him my best friend."

by NightElvesAreBetterThanWorgens November 9, 2020

Kyle

Sometimes a person who doesn’t drink red monster, skateboard, or punch things. Probably a good student and loves his family

That guy Kyle is nothing like the internet says he would be.

by Mr retard man October 2, 2019

Kyle

The poor kid at school who always gets asked if he drinks a shot on of monster when he's just a normal person trying to get by in life.

Jacob: Hey your names Kyle right? Have you ever had a monster?

Kyle: No I dont even like monster.

by KillMeForChristSake September 30, 2019

Kyle

The purest form of evil; those who are bird sympathizers.

The kyles are plotting against us.

by KyleVogel January 18, 2020

Kyle

Kyle knows what’s really going on in the world. He’s a smartass most of the time but can be genuine when it counts. If you have a friend like Kyle you probably have the same views as him. An evil ginger -like all gingers- if you get on his bad side. Kyle is fun loving and always learning something new. If you know a Kyle you know they love to fly drones and sing to old rock songs about life in its truest light.

Friend “did you know…”
Kyle “yeah I watched an entire documentary on it last night! 🤠

by That Small Town Girl November 27, 2021

Kyle

A asexual sub-species of human, who is born by punching a hole through drywall, in which will activate a portal to the Monster Energy Fountain. The Drywall will mix with the Monster Energy to form Kyle- Destroyer of Walls.

You see that guy pushing kids off the top of the playground at the park?
Yeah, that's a purebred Kyle in his natural Habitat.

by TMase95 June 20, 2019