A person who attends conferences all year round. These conferences include personal growth, leadership training, corporate networking and trade shows. These people do not have actual jobs or do any work. They just post Instagram stories from their latest conference with the Black Eyed Peas, Let’s Get It Started song playing.
by Glockerfied July 09, 2022
Johnny jumper-(noun) 1. A man who enjoys the company of various and sometimes multiple pregnant women.
by Longfellow travers March 07, 2019
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by Your friendly neigborhood neek November 10, 2022
one time trumper now a jumper. trumpers who are jumping from the sinking ship to avoid the ridicule and fallout of their one time savior
After the failed insurection, theres alot of trump jumpers trying to distance themselves from the shame of his name.
by Mr. Freezer January 31, 2021
When a suicide jumper survives from 150 feet or higher in height.
Unicorn jumper first coin by the user Lovestruck on goregrish forums in 2024 when describing the Instagram user Misha.absurd when he was filmed suicide jumping from the 15th floor of an apartment building and miraculously survived. Misha was seen previously in a Unicorn costume right before the attempt.
A rare occurrence when a suicide jumper survives from a very high height.
Unicorn jumper first coin by the user Lovestruck on goregrish forums in 2024 when describing the Instagram user Misha.absurd when he was filmed suicide jumping from the 15th floor of an apartment building and miraculously survived. Misha was seen previously in a Unicorn costume right before the attempt.
A rare occurrence when a suicide jumper survives from a very high height.
by Ninecents February 02, 2024
That one annoying asshole who no one talks to and just jumps into conversations that they weren’t involved in not to mention no one was talking to them and they do this because they’re lonely as fuck
John: "So, Sarah, what do you think about going hiking this weekend?"
Sarah: "I'm all for it! The weather should be perfect."
Mark: "Hey, guys, have you ever tried rock climbing? I hear it's a great workout!"
John: *whispers to Sarah* "Looks like we've got a conversation jumper on our hands."
Sarah: *nods* "Yeah, it seems like Mark just can't resist jumping into our conversations."
Sarah: "I'm all for it! The weather should be perfect."
Mark: "Hey, guys, have you ever tried rock climbing? I hear it's a great workout!"
John: *whispers to Sarah* "Looks like we've got a conversation jumper on our hands."
Sarah: *nods* "Yeah, it seems like Mark just can't resist jumping into our conversations."
by JDMF March 06, 2024