July 29

on this day you have to make out with your bf/gf and let them have a sleepover with you

Boy:hey it’s july 29 u know what that means
Girl:no?????
Boy:*kisses girlfriend*
Girl:what was that for
Boy:i love you wanna sleep over

by -Haha April 4, 2022

16 July

If you were born on 16 july your the most important thing in this world and no one can take this away from you

Someone: Your born on 16 July!
You: Yes
Someone:WOW you must be important

by Yungdeya November 21, 2021

11h of july

Louis Tomlinson independence day

person1: hey, are you gonna come over to celebrate 11h of july?
person2: whats on 11h of july?
person1: Louis Tomlinson independence day!! It is the day that Louis left Syco and sent Simon to shit!!

by mwjora July 12, 2020

July 3

National eat a pineapple day. Don’t get spiked.

Guy: Why are you eating so many pineapples?
Girl: because it’s July 3rd!!!
Guy: What’s on July 3rd
Girl: National eat a pineapple day!

by Moo mooie July 1, 2021

July 21

National suck titties day

Hey it’s July 21
Time to suck some tits

by Billy boob July 18, 2022

july 17

July 17th is celebrate the gulag day!

“Shit! Tomorrow is july 17th, we have to decide which businessman we’re gonna kill...”

by oooooolivia October 16, 2019

FFFFFFFourth of July

A reference to crude sexual behavior with women:

Find them, French them, Feel them, Finger them, F*ck them, Forget them - Fourth of July

Varsity Football 3, 4; J. V. Football 2; Freshman Football 1; Varsity Basketball 3, 4 (Captain); Frosh Basketball (Captain); J. V. Basketball (Captain); Varsity Spring Track 3; Little Hoya 3, 4*** Landon Rocks and Bowling Alley Assault — What a Night; Georgetown vs. Louisville — Who Won That Game Anyway?; Extinguisher; Summer of ‘82 — Total Spins (Rehobeth 10, 9...); Orioles vs. Red Sox — Who Won, Anyway?; Keg City Club (Treasurer) — 100 Kegs or Bust; redacted — I Survived the FFFFFFFourth of July; Renate Alumnius; Malibu Fan Club; Ow, Neatness 2, 3; Devil’s Triangle; Down Geezer, Easy, Spike, How ya’ doin’, Errr Ah; Rehobeth Police Fan Club (with Shorty); St. Michael’s...This is a Whack; redacted Fan Club; Judge — Have You Boofed Yet?; Beach Week Ralph Club — Biggest Contributor; redacted — Tainted Whack; redacted; Beach Week 3-107th Street; Those Prep Guys are the Biggest...; GONZAGA YOU’RE LUCKY.

--Brett Kavanaugh

by Erca83 September 26, 2018